I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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