Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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