i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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