Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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