Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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