I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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