Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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