windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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