the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We are all done wearing pants today
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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