But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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