It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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