I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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