I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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