i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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