Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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