Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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