people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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