apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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