I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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