Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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