this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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