Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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