Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
this will be a night to untag.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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