the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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