We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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