Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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