I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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