im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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