ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I am naked and annoyed.
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