He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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