Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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