Where did you get a picture of my penis
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
