he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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