Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
How external is "for external use only"?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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