i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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