I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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