This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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