Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My ATM looks so different sober.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
