I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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