he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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