Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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