Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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