birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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