I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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