Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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