Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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