He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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