1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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