i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I party with great urgency now.
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