Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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