I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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