theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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