so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
