Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I want to be your penis for a week.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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