it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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